Yesterday we went to a store called Marshall’s, which is part of the TJ Maxx group. It’s basically the same store with a different name. I bought this Wusthof chef’s knife for $25 (it might not be the exact same knife, but it sure as hell looks just like it). Anyway, I was cutting up chicken breasts for my thai noodles and caught my finger. This was the aftermath. Ouch.

FOCUS!
Yeah, thanks asshole.
It was the best I could do with my cell phone and blood running down my arm. I got blood on the sink, toilet, floor, and wall… and I wasn’t flailing about or anything stupid either.