Flying Monsters

So, I’m lying in bed here looking at jackets for iPulse, a system monitor toy for the mac, when I see something falling slowly from the ceiling. I think it’s just a fluke in my field of vision, but, about 5 seconds later, I see another one. I look at the floor and see a giant grey/black thing and think I just saw some super spider fall/lower itself to the foor. Then, something hits me in the face and I almost downloaded in my pants. It was all just dust from the ceiling fan. I feel like a loser now.